That’s the thing about people who mean everything they say - they think you do too.
The Kite Runner
I feel like a cell phone that just died and then the owner tries to use it while its charging. And you’re like, come on man if you just close a couple more apps I swear I’ll charge faster! Gimme a break im so tired! I promise if you just let me charge or at least close some apps I can work. Why do you need so many damn apps open, man!?
My boyfriend after staying up 20+ hrs

It’s weird not having my bf around after practically living together for the past couple months.

Men knew better than they realized when they placed the abode of the gods beyond the reach of gravity.
2010 : The Odyssey Two

1. Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”

2. Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.

3. Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.

4. Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.

5. Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.

6. Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.

7. Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.

8. Because feminists just need to chill out.

9. Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.

10. Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.

There’s a fucking womanifesto for you.

(via priorisincantatem)

Jiji, Kiki’s Delivery Service

Jiji, Kiki’s Delivery Service

thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR